Every James Bond 007 Movie Ranked

10. No Time to Die (2021)

No Time to Die Review

Daniel Craig’s last outing as Bond is spectacular to look at, epic in scale and emotionally resonant.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge was deployed to co-write with long-time script writers Neal Purvis and Robert Wade and as if by magic the women (especially Lashana Lynch’s 00 agent Nomi) all of a sudden have interesting things to say and do.

Rami Malek’s virus-wielding villain is a bit disappointing and regressive, and the balance between classic Bond camp and the franchise’s modern broodiness doesn’t always hit, but No Time to Die is much better than every previous 007’s final film.

Licence to Thrill: Bond and Ana de Armas’ Paloma crashing a villain party heavily armed and in style.

9. You Only Live Twice (1967)

Sean Connery James Bond

“Killing off” Bond pre-titles seems old hat now, but it was an attention-grabbing opening 50+ years ago. You Only Live Twice has eye-catching scale, stunning scenery and one of the more ostentatious plots (script by Roald Dahl of all people) that tapped into 1960s paranoias. Donald Pleasance is the only truly memorable Ernst Stavro Blofeld the series ever produced with his modulated sing-song voice and iconic appearance, but he only gets about ten minutes of screen time right at the end in and amongst the pyrotechnics of the volcano lair battle. This is also the film where Bond gets a haircut and some eyeliner to appear more “Japanese” all the while casually approving of Japanese women’s submissiveness, which admittedly isn’t great…

Licence to Thrill: The air skirmish where Bond and his ridiculously-equipped gyrocopter takes out a squadron of full-sized bad guy helicopters.

8. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

007 Bond Man Golden Gun

Amazingly, and embarrassingly, they were still trying to shoot Moore’s fight scenes like they shot Connery’s fight scenes in his second appearance. No wonder more slapstick and quips were incorporated after this point. Christopher Lee is the perfect preening villain Scaramanga, a gleefully immoral killer who thinks he’s better than Bond and might just be right. Britt Ekland also makes her mark, making the best of the outdated role of Mary Goodnight and calling Bond out on his behaviour despite spending most of the film in swimwear. The film features one of the franchise’s most impressive car stunts, the infamous “corkscrew” jump over a river (almost spoiled by bizarre slide-whistle sound effect).

Licence to Thrill: The mock-chivalrous duel between Bond and Scaramanga in a literal funhouse at the film’s climax.

7. Goldeneye (1995)

007 Bond Goldeneye Brosnan

The first of two times director Martin Campbell reworked Bond for the modern age. As Moneypenny (Samantha Bond) puts it “One day you’ll have to make good on your innuendos”. Judi Dench’s M asserting her authority and dressing Brosnan’s Bond down so brutally certainly helps, though the agent largely still gets away with what he always has done. Goldeneye moves and talks like a contemporary action-thriller – sharp, pacey and with a sneeringly charismatic antagonist in Sean Bean’s rogue agent Alec Trevelyan. The increased reliance on now-dated CGI has not helped to keep it looking as fresh as it could be, and the use of cod-Russian accents instead of using subtitles is irritating, as much as cartoony hacker Boris (Alan Cumming) almost makes it worth it.

Licence to Thrill: The 700 foot bungee-off-a-dam stunt is one hell of an eye-catching opening.

6. From Russia with Love (1963)

Russe With Love Bond

AKA the one where Connery proved himself to Ian Fleming.

Two films in and they already had the Bond formula – 007 globe-trots in an effort to find something or someone (in this case to retrieve a Cold War technological McGuffin), bedding women, being beligerant to his superiors and beating up bad guys all the way. Speaking of scrapping, this was Bourne 40 years before Bourne with Bond’s visceral train fight with Red Grant (Robert Shaw) really making you believe he’d have no problem killing with his bare hands. The film’s lack of cultural sensitivity (“They must settle this the gypsy way”) certainly dates it, but it reflected the time in which it was made and Fleming’s simplistic take on the world.

Licence to Thrill: Bond vs Red Grant, destroying most of a train carriage in the process.

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