Your Holiday Guide to Bad Halloween Movies

Friend Request (2016)

Friend Request Horror Movie

It’s the classic story of the nice protagonist who takes pity on a loner, except it turns out the loner is a witch (that’s not a spoiler, it’s in the trailer).

The film uses Facebook as a catalyst for its horror, but it never really connects to the plot outside of people using Facebook. The characters are uninspired and dull, leaving all of us to wonder what it was about this story that excited anyone. My biggest question: if someone is haunting you through Facebook, why not just delete the app and stop using it entirely? Let the thing run its course.

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Bedeviled (2016)

Bedeviled Horror Film Still

Imagine if Siri was a malevolent guy in a bowtie who could manifest physically in the world. That’s the premise of Bedeviled, a film that can best be summarized as a poor attempt to say “social media and phones are dangerous”.

This might be the best looking movie on the list, but the acting is mediocre. You barely get the impression that this group of friends are that close, your only clue is that they hang out a lot. “She wasn’t in gym last week, and I texted her and she didn’t reply,” a girl says about her best friend. That’s just a taste of the clunky dialogue. Almost every scene contains on-the-nose exposition just in case the audience can’t quite follow along with the complicated premise of an evil app that kills people.

Truth or Dare (2018)

Truth or Dare Movie 2018

Yes, it’s the 2018 Blumhouse thriller.

This movie based on a middle school party game sends its protagonists to Mexico to get them playing. They return home, only to realize that the game plays them instead (“We’re not playing the game, it’s playing us” is a direct quote). Truth or dare action is signalled visually by a character’s mouth unnaturally forming into a wide smile while they tilt their head downward, which isn’t as creepy as the filmmakers seem to think. 

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