The Star Wars Movies Ranked

In this piece I shall be ranking Star Wars episodes 1-6 in order from worst to best in this article; the latest in my “ranked” series – see last week’s “Rocky Movies Ranked” here. As is always the case with this column, some of you may disagree with the order. If so, feel free to leave a comment in the designated section at the bottom of this article, tweet me, or comment on our Facebook page, and I’ll get back to you personally and quickly in order to answer any criticisms or queries regarding my choices. Just try to keep it fun! So, now that the formalities are out of the way, let the controversy begin…

6. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

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What happens: Obi-Won Kenobi and jedi master turned mentor Qui-Gon Jinn confide in a young Anakin Skywalker in the hope that he may one day bring balance to a force that the Sith is battling to take control of.

Star Wars Episode I was probably the most underwhelming movie ever released. After waiting 16 long years, audiences clamored to see The Phantom Menace, yet it seemed like every single one of them was left disappointed. The worst thing… It wasn’t even good as a standalone sci-fi film.

Star Wars Episode Ones’ CGI didn’t stand up against the advances in technology that brought the likes of Jurassic Park, Independence Day and Armageddon to life in 1993, ’96 and ’98 respectively; the slow-moving political drama that the plot was centered around had little by the way of risk and therefore lacked any reason to become invested in the characters involved; and the “romance” story was not only incredibly shallow, but its blossoming was also portrayed on screen by 9 year old Jake Lloyd and 17 year old Natalie Portman and that’s just wrong, plain and simple. I’m not even going to get into how stupid it was to make the first Star Wars movie in 16 years be, for all intents and purposes, a sci-fi version of Home Alone.

Luckily for the Star Wars fans who’d rather forget that most of the film ever happened, The Phantom Menace had one awesome trick up its sleeve, Darth Maul. The red and black painted sith-hired-assassin was not only an epic on-screen presence, but he also possessed the first dual lightsaber ever seen in the Star Wars movie universe. His unveiling of the weapon as John Williams’ iconic score kicked in, will be a memorable sci-fi and Star Wars movie moment for as long as we’re still talking about them, and acted as the catalyst for one of the best sword-fighting action scenes ever. Period. It was the best of a bad movie that can now officially be declared as the worst in the Star Wars franchise.

5. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

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What happens: Anakin and Padmé begin a forbidden romance as Obi-Won discovers a clone army built to destroy the jedi.

Episode II was everything that Episode I was with the dial turned up to 11. This was both bad and good, for it meant that the audience was not only subject to way more of the shallow love angle that was heavily criticised in its predecessor, but it also meant that we got a whole heap of jedi fights; and who doesn’t love those? The biggest criticism of Attack of the Clones was that Anakin Skywalker, the guy that we all knew was set to become the baddest man in the universe in Episode IV, had developed from the annoying brat kid of the first instalment to an even more annoying teenager who was portrayed with as much emotional range as… Well… Hayden Christensen. The character was supposed to be torn between what he wanted and what he was meant to do, with a traumatising history to boot, but Christensen played him as moody in the most shallow sense, switching audiences off from his emotional journey and essentially removing us from a position of empathy for the picture’s key protagonist. Was it all bad? No. We got our first chance to see Yoda fight during his prime and seeing Mace Windu epically beheading the enemy was more than worth the price of admission. But, was it good? Not really. That’s why it’s the second worst Star Wars film of all time: Episode II – Attack of the Clones.

4. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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What happens: Anakin gives in to his urges and is consumed by the dark side of the force. After battling with his master Obi-Won and losing Padmé, he is reconstructed as the iconic Darth Vader figure.

Revenge of the Sith was the undisputed classic of the prequel trilogy. Padmé died, we got to see the very best of Obi-Won Kenobi, and Anakin Skywalker finally became Darth Vader. If that doesn’t sell this film to you, then I don’t know what will.

The dark tone of the movie was central to this picture’s success as Anakin’s journey finally became identifiable to the hopeful fans. The CGI was perhaps the best it’s been at any other point in the franchise too, making the opening battle scenes and the fight between Obi-Won and Anakin that bit more special. Yoda was specifically well portrayed in this movie, with the animated character showing so much emotion that it really hit the hearts of the die-hard fans who’d followed his development as the wise and driven jedi master who had otherwise seemed free of emotion. But, the unequivocal scene of Revenge of the Sith is the scene displayed in the gif above: The becoming of Darth Vader and the return of James Earl Jones for the final word of the prequels – “Nooooooooooooooooo”.

3. Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi

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What happens: Luke and company bring balance back to the force by overthrowing the empire in the final instalment of the original trilogy.

Return of the Jedi seemed like the perfect wrapping up of an excellent trilogy that changed the lives of millions of people since A New Hope’s release in 1977. Cute Ewoks aside, this film was filled with badassery and some of the greatest and most recognisable Hollywood film fights of all time. These elements, when cut together, made for an emotional rollercoaster that culminated in the epic final act in which Darth Vader sacrificed himself to save his son and restore balance to the force once and for all. It’s perhaps a given that Return of the Jedi is considered the most emotional of the franchise, but this film was also a spectacular example of how CGI and other special effects can greatly improve certain cinematic stories. It may not have the peril of its predecessors, or feel as natural and awe inspiring as episode’s 4 and 5, but it’s still a fantastic film and the 3rd best Star Wars movie in the franchise.

2. Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

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What happens: Fate brings a young Luke Skywalker across two droids who lead him to Ben Kenobi, a man who comes to help Luke find his inner Jedi and begin a battle against an oppressive empire.

If you weren’t there at the time, just imagine what it must have been like to go and see the first Star Wars movie in the cinema in 1977. In one word, it would’ve been “epic”. A New Hope changed the game for the film industry and fired big budget special effects driven pictures into the mainstream – it also did a lot to make such movies the norm in the decades that followed. Episode IV was a huge international success at the box office and in merchandising, making it not only vitally important for the film industry at the time, but also a cultural phenomenon that won the hearts and minds of just about everyone, ever. Each character introduction felt necessary and very in tune with their personalities, and who could forget the drama of Obi-Won’s death? A New Hope was the catalyst for one of the best movie frnchises of all time and is therefore a deserved second place on this list.

1. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back

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What happens: Luke is trained by jedi master Yoda as Darth Vader pursues his friends in an attempt to find the young protege.

“Dum, dum, dummm, dum, dum, dummmm, dum, dum, dummmmm..”

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The most emotionally engaging and thought provoking picture of the entire Star Wars franchise is without a doubt The Empire Strikes Back. This picture contains so many iconic and fantastic movie moments that it has changed film and has even forged its own corner in pop culture. “I love you”, “I know”, is the perhaps the coolest moment of the franchise and is, without a doubt, one of the greatest movie moments of all time. “Luke, I am your father” is another great piece of this fantastic picture that seemed to be a hit in every single way, from performance to script, and from the direction to the music. This movie was a visual extravaganza that introduced some of the best sci-fi characters of all time (Yoda, etc.) and seemed to kill others off (Han Solo), all the while focusing on the most intriguing and charismatic movie villain (arguably) ever: Darth Vader. Because of Yoda, Vader and some of the most iconic moments of all time, The Empire Strikes Back is by far the greatest Star Wars film of all time and therefore number one in this week’s Ranked.

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